Hi to all y'all: locals, tourists, visiting family, business trippers.Aliens: I saw your ship parked on Signal, and I'd like to carpool.Cybertruck drivers: I know a skunk who needs a ride.Welcome to Scenic City! Alter egos include "Gig City," "River City," "The Gateway to the South," and of course, "The Dirtiest City in America." Once an industrial town that primarily manufactured smog, its downtown workers used to bring two shirts to work: one for inside and one for outside, for walking through air filled with soot.A couple decades later, in 2025, we have been named the first National Park City in America for our conservation efforts.I assume everyone has thrown away their old soot clothes, but sometimes my dad puts together an outfit that I think can only be the work of pollution.I was born here and have explored most every spot you hear about.History is my favorite topic, but I'll come with lots of fun science facts.I can also recommend great ways to spend your time here.Chattanooga is a mix of many influences.Different religions, politics, armies, prehistoric people, and tectonic plates collide here.Deep and windy, our city's story is ever-flowing like the river.There's something for everyone; especially if you're a freshwater fish.Come curious!